What Cork?

We were out doing our business the other day when I spotted a wine cork. Dad saw it too but didn’t think it would be harmful so when I grabbed it in my mouth he didn’t think too much about it. He probably thought I would find something more interesting like a stick, and drop the cork. Well I didn’t find anything more interesting so the cork stayed in my mouth.
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We went inside and I snuck off to the bedroom with my new treasure. I got behind the bed with my head under the bed and inspected my new toy. It was short on flavor but had enough chewy goodness to keep my attention. After a few minutes, Dad was wondering where I’d gotten off to. He came in and found me. I’m not that good at concealing my feelings. He remembered the cork and asked me about it.

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